Monday, June 22, 2009

Information Purification Directives

The script of the famous 1984 Apple Super Bowl commercial:

[In walk the drones]


Big Brother: “Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives. [Apple's hammer-thrower enters, pursued by storm troopers.] We have created for the first time in all history a garden of pure ideology, where each worker may bloom, secure from the pests of any contradictory true thoughts. Our Unification of Thoughts is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth. We are one people, with one will, one resolve, one cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death and we will bury them with their own confusion.[Hammer is thrown at the screen] We shall prevail!” [Screen explodes, drones act stunned.]

On January 24th Apple Computer will introduce Macintosh. And you'll see why 1984 won't be like '1984.'"

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