Yankee Stadium July 14, 7:05 pm

Hello Cosmo,

The only seats that were available were in the "non-alcholic" bleechers!

(The e-ticket confirmation said: "Friday 07/14/2006 7:05 pm Yankee Stadium
New York Yankees vs. Chicago White Sox Section BLCH51, row N, seats 1-2")

Ha! Do you have ANY idea what that MEANS? Whew!

First, it means that the game is practically sold out already, and it is 3 months away. (Of course, the Chicago White Sox are the defending World Series champs.)

Second, the reason they say "non-alcholic" is because this the place where the routiest fans sit. (These are the cheapest seats..only $12/each! But the only ones available. We would not want to sit on a stuffy 'ol sky box, anyway.)

Real seats, where people are polite and don't have criminal records, go for at least $50/each.)

THIS will be a REAL experience...One that prudent people would NEVER consider...we'll be RIGHT on the leading edge of the frontier of good judgment.

At least it is a night game, so cooler, i n July. And afterward, we can go to all the after-game parties on 125th street! It will be a once-in-a-lifetime expreience...hopefully we'll live through it. JB